Here's the latest news from my dorm floor:
Some people found a couch on the side of the road, and brought it up to our lounge area. I was hoping they would find something awesome inside it, like a dirty syringe, but all they found was some nail clippers. Think how awesome that would be? Someone reaches their hand inside the couch and pulls it out with a needle stuck in the webbing of their fingers! Oh well, I guess you can't just sit idly by and wait for things to happen... you have to get things going yourself!
I'll update again when we find some cushions for this thang.