As I was walking back from class, she approached me. I took off my headphones, and she said "I feel like I'm going to regret it if I don't say anything... Um... I have feelings for you..."
Wait a beat, I thought. Let the suspense build. Don't be a dick, but make sure she knows how you feel. And try to let her down easy. "What are you, goin' to class?" I said. "You should watch out for ghosts!" Well done, sir. Well done.