Bathroom Etiquette (or "Dear Joe")

The bathroom is good as...

• A place in which to pee and poop
• A fart depository
• A land in which one may vomit in the sink

However, please remember to...

• Pee in the bowl, and not only all over the seat, walls, ceiling, and floor.
• Hold in all farts until you reach the bathroom. The only other room that makes an acceptable depository is the trash room, and maybe the lounge, once, as a joke.

The stairwell is fair game.