- A place in which to pee and poop
- A fart depository
- A land in which one may vomit in the sink
However, please remember to...
- Pee in the bowl, and not only all over the seat, walls, ceiling, and floor.
- Hold in all farts until you reach the bathroom. The only other room that makes an acceptable depository is the trash room, and maybe the lounge, once, as a joke.
The stairwell is fair game.