Thursday, September 28, 2006

Bathroom Etiquette (or "Dear Joe")

The bathroom is good as...
  • A place in which to pee and poop
  • A fart depository
  • A land in which one may vomit in the sink

However, please remember to...

  • Pee in the bowl, and not only all over the seat, walls, ceiling, and floor.
  • Hold in all farts until you reach the bathroom. The only other room that makes an acceptable depository is the trash room, and maybe the lounge, once, as a joke.

The stairwell is fair game.

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