Monday, February 26, 2007

Rules

  • No talking before 12 PM.
  • No loitering.
  • No cameras.
  • No scrubs.
  • No pigeons.
  • If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
  • Wrap that rascal!
  • Listen.
  • You gotta keep 'em separated.
  • This really is the city that never sleeps!
  • Just wear it.
  • Two dudes is gross.
  • What do we say?
  • Grope while the groping's good.
  • You never go ass-to-mouth!
  • There will be no fighting in the war room!
  • Quit playin' games with my heart.
  • I'm the decider.
  • Pull and pray.
  • Maybe you could start jeté-ing and stop je-terrorizing me?
  • No yodeling without a supervisor.
  • Never cross the streams!
  • This aggression will not stand, man!
  • Impeach Bush.
  • Just in case you were wondering, BJ's don't count!
  • You'll appreciate this later.
  • Cross the streams.
  • There's no money above the fifth.
  • Fuckin' cockass!
  • Take your tray.
  • Get out.
  • Stay out.
  • I don't care who he is, normalcy is not a word.
  • Just take it!
  • Grow up.

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