Feet are gross. There is no such thing as a nice foot, there are only varying gradations in grotesquerie. Living in a dorm has made me realize to an even greater extent that I am surrounded by the insane. The amount of people that don't share my disgust in feet is staggering.
Also, I used not to hate Uggs, but now I do. Here's why: they are almost robot boots. If they were robot boots, they would be the best thing ever, but for now they just serve as a reminder of what could have been. Please, girls, stop wearing Uggs until they start putting rockets in the bottom. Just go for the Chucks.