Monday, March 12, 2007
He's a Criminal Mastermind!
I have this irrational fear of my father having beaten off into the shampoo. I don't know where this comes from; it doesn't even sound like something he would do, but that makes it even more terrifying. I would never know! Every time I take a shower at home, I think about this, and really creeps me out, to think I could have dad-jizz all over my head. It truly is the perfect crime.
Posted by David (Wm.) Murray at 2:58 PM